(photo: male.powersexlife.com) Hello. I would like to introduce myself. My name is Troy. I’m 25-years-old and in great physical shape. Above is a photo of me taken down by The Ohio River this past summer. I’m a hell of a handsome dude, don’t you think? I work out constantly. I have really big muscles. I’m built, ladies.
My life is wonderful. I have a great job at P & G, a beautiful apartment in Hyde Park and women fall all over me when I walk the sidewalks in downtown Cincinnati. But I have a problem.
Because of all my muscle building, my penis is hard to find. It’s almost as if it has disappeared.
Now in the photo, it looks large and firm. That’s because I stick empty toilet paper rolls into my front area – where my penis should be – so you ladies will have something to see, but it’s all a lie.
My penis is the size of a toothpick. I can barely piss out of it. I always have a great, firm erection, but my penis is so very, very tiny.
I have a question for the ladies – downtown, in Hyde Park or even in Price Hill. Do you prefer a man such as me with large muscles or would you prefer a large penis?
I’m beginning to think my penis is going to fall off soon. However, I have a great big wart on my tongue. Ladies, I think it would bring you a lot of pleasure.
Troy
Poor Troy. In regards to his big muscles and his little pecker, it reminds me of the old saying…….all dressed up and no place to go.
This is too funny. The thing is, I know a guy just like him!
Don’t worry, Troy, to most women size doesn’t matter.
And if you believe that, I gotta a bridge to sell ya.
“I have a great big wart on my tongue.”
Is it bigger than your penis?
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, Jean!
By the way, is “Troy” numb’s nom de plume?
Is this for real? I get really confused here trying to figure out what’s real and what’s being all made up.
When it comes to pleasing a woman, there’s only one “muscle” that matters and yours, apparently, is about to fall off. Good luck to you.
i think this troy cat must have read that “throw away that razor” post from a few days ago. at least he has a nice head of hair.
Trashy much?
Maybe the LOL girl would enjoy your wart, but I think you’re gross.
Big muscles = small dick. That’s why I don’t work out.
Wow!! What a handsome man you are! And with that great big old wart on your tongue, you’re hard to resist. Give me your phone number baby!!!
This has been your most disgusting post of all time.
I have no idea why I’ve read it four times.
hahahahahaha! Gotta love it!
Seriously folks, this is a very touchy subject. The absolute best lover I ever had, had the smallest penis I’d ever seen.
Conversely, the guy who had the absolute (award winning!) biggest penis was a jackass.
Face it, a large penis is a handsome addition to any man. Greatly appreciated if it’s there. But a big penis does not a man make.
And the wart?? Fugetaboutit! I have no idea if the wart in the mouth could lead to genital warts, but somehow genital warts are now connected to cervical cancer. No thanks!
Holy shit! Sand and palm trees in Cincinnati? You mean I didn’t have to move to the other side of the country after all? Fuck!
Oh, and Troy: invest in a strap-on.
“I have a great big wart on my tongue. Ladies, I think it would bring you a lot of pleasure.”
I think I’m about to be sick.
OMG, I can’t stop laughing!
Guys, is this possible? “My penis is the size of a toothpick. I can barely piss out of it. “
Oh, and Troy: invest in a strap-on.
i’d be happy to give him one of mine
I stick empty toilet paper rolls into my front area.
White Cloud?
i doubt if it’s white cloud. from the looks of this dope, i’d say scott toilet paper.
Troy,
In regards to that wart on your tongue, post a picture of it, then I’ll get back to you.
Guys, is this possible? “My penis is the size of a toothpick. I can barely piss out of it. “
Hell no. I think this guy’s retarded or is really a gal.
CT, I think the author of those words gets big kudos today! I’m still snorting over it!
“By the way, is “Troy” numb’s nom de plume?”
Actually I think this Troy is really Jean looking for her make believe penis.
I LOVE THIS. IT’S SO FUNNY!!
I hope we get constant updates on Troy and his penis problem. I’m worried about the poor guy and besides, I need a laugh every once in a while!
Once upon a time, I enjoyed coming here but now so often I think the intent is to be outrageous and it really turns me off, like the post today. I’m not coming back for a little bit.
I don’t agree with Joanie at all. This city never pushes for anything different or anything out there. KEEP PUSHING IT.
Is this guy Troy an asshole or what? I hope this is all made up and a joke.
If you can’t “find” your penis, go to your doctor and get some supersize pills.
And that wart on your tongue – god, what a turn off. have it removed, jackass.
you know, you also have a little head but its bigger than your toothpick dick. just pretend your head is your member. your welcome.
I work at P & G but have never run into you. Thank God.
“Do you prefer a man such as me with large muscles or would you prefer a large penis?”
First of all, Troy or whatever your name is, if you don’t have a decent size penis you’re not a man. If you think building muscles makes you a man, then you’re a little boy.
Go to the doc and do something about your problems, both your physical one and the one inside your head.
I always have a great, firm erection,
so when your erection goes away, is your dick like a used, wet toothpick? just curious.
With the post and all the comments, I laughed until my stomach hurt.
man, I wonder what troy is doing on new year’s eve – waxing his penis?
good luck to you troy. maybe you should turn gay if you aren’t already.
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