Comments on: A Hard Doctor’s Visit http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/ A Hating it, loving it, life in Cincinnati type Blog. Written and edited by Larry Gross with guest posts. Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:18:37 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: David Gallaher, MD http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7675 David Gallaher, MD Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:41:19 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7675 "Gomorrahble"? Now, far be it from me to condemn John 3:16's soul to hell for changing the Word of God either a jot or a tittle. (Good limerick, though.) But what I really meant to say is that, if this story about Dr. Sheri Anderson were real, she would have pushed Nate's "toothpick" to the left, put her middle finger deep into his scrotum, and asked him to cough. Then put on her glove, and asked him to bend over. And wouldn't that stethoscope have stimulated her nipples enough that we would have noticed one or the other protruding in the image? “Gomorrahble”?
Now, far be it from me to condemn John 3:16’s soul to hell for changing the Word of God either a jot or a tittle. (Good limerick, though.)

But what I really meant to say is that, if this story about Dr. Sheri Anderson were real, she would have pushed Nate’s “toothpick” to the left, put her middle finger deep into his scrotum, and asked him to cough.
Then put on her glove, and asked him to bend over.

And wouldn’t that stethoscope have stimulated her nipples enough that we would have noticed one or the other protruding in the image?

]]> By: John T. Sixteen http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7673 John T. Sixteen Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:10:44 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7673 I find this topic horrible, Souless and deplorable. The wrath of God Has shocked and awed. Ask Sodom and Gomorrahble. I find this topic horrible,
Souless and deplorable.
The wrath of God
Has shocked and awed.
Ask Sodom and Gomorrahble.

]]> By: Jim http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7672 Jim Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:00:52 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7672 This poor man's constant erection Could not escape detection. And we could not be meaner, Making fun of his weiner. We ought to take up a collection. This poor man’s constant erection
Could not escape detection.
And we could not be meaner,
Making fun of his weiner.
We ought to take up a collection.

]]> By: hard as nails http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7671 hard as nails Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:35:30 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7671 let's just all hope that nate goes blind. i think he has it "coming." let’s just all hope that nate goes blind. i think he has it “coming.”

]]> By: Rita http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7669 Rita Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:14:23 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7669 Nat's life must be hard (not what you are thinking). Didn't he just lose out for having an erection while being interviewed by a woman for employment? Nat’s life must be hard (not what you are thinking). Didn’t he just lose out for having an erection while being interviewed by a woman for employment?

]]> By: DeeDee http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7657 DeeDee Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:16:03 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7657 God, these poems are so, so bad. But funny. God, these poems are so, so bad. But funny.

]]> By: hard as nails http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7654 hard as nails Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:50:42 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7654 there once was this gal named janice the lol blog we could not stand it but we are such a beast for freedom of speech we simply tell her to cram it there once was this gal named janice
the lol blog we could not stand it
but we are such a beast
for freedom of speech
we simply tell her to cram it

]]> By: Man of the Hour http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7653 Man of the Hour Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:21:54 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7653 I would like a poem for Janice, but I'm no good at it. Your loss, Janice. I would like a poem for Janice, but I’m no good at it. Your loss, Janice.

]]> By: Natasha http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7646 Natasha Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:15:48 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7646 There once was this Nate dude, Whose social skills were quite rude. He made the chicks run away, So with himself he must play. At this rate he'll never get screwed. There once was this Nate dude,
Whose social skills were quite rude.
He made the chicks run away,
So with himself he must play.
At this rate he’ll never get screwed.

]]> By: Janice http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7645 Janice Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:12:45 +0000 http://theoutloudblog.wordpress.com/2007/03/05/a-hard-doctor%e2%80%99s-visit/#comment-7645 Sick poetry to go along with a sick post. Just wonderful. Sick poetry to go along with a sick post. Just wonderful.

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