Well, it’s football time again and I can’t say I’m happy about it. It screws up my sex life.
My boyfriend lives and dies by the Bengals. When they win, he is a sexual animal, the best lover a woman could ever have. when they lose, he is a loser – going to bars with his buddies and crying in his beer – then coming home to me and going to bed. It’s like sleeping with my sister.
Can you imagine what my sex life was like when the Bengals were constantly losing?
I have no idea why men are like this – they live and die for sports.
Let’s hope the Bengals have a winning season. If they don’t………does anyone out there know of any good books to read?