CityBeat’s Living Out Loud – Cincinnati Blog

{October 8, 2006}   I Don’t Need

lol-girl-_14.jpg The one thing I don’t need in my life is a needy boy. I don’t need a boy hanging on to me, following me around like a puppy.

If I want to talk to another guy at the bar, then that’s what I’m going to do. It doesn’t mean I’m not going home to sleep with you. I don’t need you to get all freaked out.

But maybe I won’t sleep with you either. I don’t need a boy who expects something from me. Don’t expect me to fuck you and even like it. When you become needy, you’re not a boy at all. You’re a horny little baby who needs servicing.

I don’t need you to tell me I’m pretty, because I know I am. I don’t need you to light my cigarette for me. I got my own Bic.

When you say you’ll take care of me, that’s the last thing I want to hear. I don’t need a boy to help keep a roof over my head.

I don’t need a boy to tell me lies and expect me to believe him.

I don’t need a boy who thinks he’s a man.

What I need is a real man. Know where I can find one?

LOL Girl


Brando says:

Sounds like your looking for this guy.

Brando says:

Sounds like your looking for this guy.

Dave says:

Tell me what bar you go to so I can make sure I stay away.

S.A. says:

So the living out loud girl is real? I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. If she is real, sounds like she lives her life pretty coldly.

Jeff- or-ly says:


Susan says:

I sure am sorry I came to this blog this morning.

Just when I think posts are getting better here, I read this junk written by the so called LOL girl. It reads like a tease and as a woman, I find it very insulting.

If women like this is what men like, if women like this is what’s happening in the bar scene here, then I’m even more thankful to be married.

Maybe tomorrow you’ll have something a little smarter to post.

LOL Girl says:

To Brando: 🙂

Marilyn says:

Susan, I hear what you are saying, however…

LOL girl has a right to her voice. Maybe she’s writing from her life experience and this is where she is right now. Doesn’t mean this is where she’ll be forever.

We’re all in this journey together.

Thanks for writing, LOL Girl.

Roger says:

LOL Girl,

I think I’m in love with you.

LOL Girl says:

Marilyn, thank you.

Nancy says:

For all the horny guys out there, this will probably be an interesting post. For me, not so much.

Ted says:

lol girl,

are you the girl to the right dancing? i liked your post by the way.

Joe says:

Sister, I’ll flick your Bic anytime.

LOL Girl says:

To Ted,

“are you the girl to the right dancing?” What do you think?

“i liked your post by the way.” ……….so then, I like your style.

Heather says:

It’s about time we heard from LOL Girl! (too funny!)


Patty says:

This is just tasteless bullshit. This is the second post about being in bars. Who cares?

Jerry says:

Since the Bengals aren’t playing this week, this at least gives me something to do.

I know LOL Girl is a made up name but it wouldn’t hurt to put up a real photo of you, LOL!

Becky says:

I see some uptight women here today! I like this website because it is a little bit of everything. I find the post today funny, not something to get upset over. If you don’t like what’s up today, wait until tomorrow. It will be something different.

Barry says:

LOL girl

Tell me what bar you hang out in and I’ll show you a real man.

C.A. MacConnell says:

LOL girl might need a girl to flic her Bic.

LOL Girl says:

“it wouldn’t hurt to put up a real photo of you, LOL!”


I think maybe you’re blind.

Phil says:

L-O-L girl sounds like a bitch.

Scott says:

Not to me, Phil. She sounds hot!

LOL Girl says:

“LOL girl might need a girl to flic her Bic.”

Are you offering?

Teri says:

Just now got to the blog today.

My thoughts? What a total turnoff. I don’t like this LOL chick.

Kelly says:

I don’t know, I kind of like the LOL girl. I don’t think there is anything wrong with being independent and having an attitude. No one can really tell from a blog post, but she seems to be in control of herself and knows what she wants. Nothing wrong with that.

C.A. MacConnell says:

I think LOL girl is a boy.

Jackie says:

All you horny guys are making fools of yourselves.

Larry Gross says:


You certainly never know what people are going to react to and I’ve had quite a busy day reviewing comments.

First off, this is NOT a porn site. A lot of sorted, dirty remarks have been made and promptly deleted. Give me a break.

Let me get defensive. I know this person and where she’s very out there, I’m sure she didn’t think she would get men hitting on her on this blog. I warned her before she submitted it – but let’s let up on the picking her up stuff. Belive me she’s not interested and I’ll be deleting those comments also.

Guess I’m feeling a little heavy handed today.

Sister says:

I’m a reader, not commenter but i got to tell ya this. Today this blog and most of the comments SUCK. I am not going to come here and read a story from a sister that is full of hersefl and thnks her shit don’t stink.

all you men out there wanting to pick her up, jack yourselves off and get a good night’s sleep. and sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Marilyn says:

I’ve thought about LOL girl’s bit of writing today while driving up the river (and isn’t that what a Blog is supposed to do, make you think?). It occurs to me that none of us NEEDS anyone. We have all the empowerment we need within. But of course, I’m being too literal…

And yeah, I guess I’m not surprised at the guys hitting on LOL Girl. Boys will be boys and oftentimes they think with their alternate head. What else is new?

Maybe CA was right when she wrote: ‘LOL girl might need a girl to flic her Bic’. Sometimes women are a lot brighter than men.

Marilyn says:

Hmmm, but then, maybe I’m wrong about the ‘women are brighter’ comment. Sorry to have generalized…

I see that waaaay too many women today have somehow been threatened or reacted defensively by LOL girl’s post. I don’t get it. Why the strong feelings?

Jeff- or-ly says:

Larry just when things are getting fun you want to hit the delete key. What fun is that?

numb says:

lol girl is larry gross in drag.

Karen says:


You are a snake dressed up as a man.

Matt says:

Sundays are always quiet here. What’s going on today? I’ll catch up tomorrow. Sunday is football day.

Jack says:

You post a sexy column, then you slap us in the face when we respond in a sexual way. You know that’s not fair.

Jill says:

numb is such a jackass. why don’t you just delete his comments?

lol girl is LAUGH out loud gyrl

Sally G. says:

I don’t think there is anything wrong with being independent and LOL Girl is just that. As far as men hitting on here, what do you expect? They are men.

hard as nails says:

yeah, larry, how come you allow this numb jerk to keep making comments? he brings the blog down.

Barbara says:

I hope the LOL girl posts again. I like what she had to say.

Many says:

LOL Girl sure can’t write, but she looks good. I think that explains all the comments here.

jake says:

it was just getting interesting last night when larry shut it down.

Heather says:

I completely misread this post. I thought Larry was kidding around and making a character for the cartoon girl at the top corner of the blog. You know, “LOL Girl.”

I’m retarded.

Biscuit says:

LOL Girl is independent, she has her own lighter. That’s great.

Brian says:

Don’t forget it’s a Bic. Special.

Jeff- or-ly says:


When are you going to write again?

LOL Girl says:

“When are you going to write again?”

Soon 🙂

Jeff- or-ly says:

I don’t want to make my man Larry angry, but I like you (let’s just leave it at that)

Sister says:

Of course the guys want to get another hard on with the LOL girl and another little story about her love life. Pretty sickening. Pretty much like men.

Natasha says:

Sister, I dunno… maybe LOL girl will write something totally different. You never know – give her a chance.

Roger says:

I wonder when the LOL girl does her laundry.

Beth says:

“I wonder when the LOL girl does her laundry.”

Probably late at night and probably naked. I’m sick of all you horny guys getting off on this “Person?”

Elly says:

Yeah, thanks for reminding me. Off to the goddamn laundry mat I go.

Patty says:

I bet the LOL Girl is probably big and fat. I don’t trust the picture and her writing is only so-so. Then why all the response? Horny guys and sort of interesting comments. I attempted to stay away , but I couldn’t.

Dick says:

I’m not using my real name so I dont give a shit.

I am turned on my LOL girl. Mayble I’m drinking a little and so what? LOL Girl, tell me who you really are and let’s meet up. Don’t deltet this webmaster. I am being sincere. I am not an old horny hard on guy. I want to bee sincere.

LOL Girl says:

Wearing clothes. Naked. Whatever.

Does it make much difference? Not really.

Mr. Editor has a new post to put up from me. Will he? Yeah. Maybe. I know I’m a hassle.

Roger says:

Maybe a hassle, because a lot of us like you. We’ll be looking for your new post!

Jack if you please says:

LOL Girl can’t write fast enough especially after the new post today.

Jeff- or-ly says:

The post today: heavy, but alright. LOL girl knows i’m waiting for something new.

Gloria says:

You men on this post really make me ill to the point of wanting to throw up. I actually like the post, but gee whiz. Are you all thinking with your third leg?

Jeff- or-ly says:


In answer to your question, YES!!!!!!!

Living on the river says:

I’ve arrived late here. All I can say is that the post was interesting, but the comments were even better. Men with women or I really should say men vs. women. All in all entertaining.

jake says:

a lot of us like LOL girl. look at all the comments compared to the rest. when do we get another story?

LOL Girl says:

Maybe this weekend?????? Glad you miss me.

Roger says:

All right! Something to look forward to this weekend. And the Bengals are back!

Sister says:

What bullshit.

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