I’m a drinker and there’s a bar downtown that I go to on some nights. The barmaid is a pretty thing – long black hair, blue eyes and a thin body. She’s always nice to me and it’s always a pleasure to see her.
Somehow I got in my head that I wanted to ask her out so one night I just started asking personal questions. She’s divorced, has a couple kids and lives over in Newport. Then I found out how old she is – 37. I’m 20 years older.
I won’t be asking her out but I wish I could. I don’t know why I’m attracted to younger women but I am. I just won’t be doing anything about it.