And, women have a single one of you ever named your own reproductive organs? The only things I’ve ever heard named are perhaps the breasts and generally they are called “the girls” or “the twins”. I’ve never named my own, but maybe Thelma and Louise would be kicky?
How many of you men have named your member or otherwise tried to personify it?
I once dated a really cool fellow who named his “little elvis”.
Has anyone out there – be honest now – ever named their sword “sir lancelot”?
If I mention to my husband that I heard his stomach growl, he’ll reply, “That wasn’t my stomach”.
And how many slang terms are there for testicles? Let’s see – balls, nuts, family jewels, nutsack and ‘nads. Oh wait, maybe family jewels encompasses the entire package, not just the testes.
I have to agree with Elaine as she once remarked to Jerry and George, “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”