• Doesn’t anyone sit down during a football game anymore? I had to stand the entire time to see any of the game.
• I had one beer and it cost me over six bucks? You have got to be kidding. There should be a law.
• Why does everyone have to get piss poor drunk? And when they do, why does the bad language have to fly? There’s no way I’m going to take my kids down there.
• Can’t people put away their cell phones for a few hours? Did you come to watch the Bengals play or to talk to your wife on the phone?
I love Cincinnati football, but from now on, I’ll be watching from home – on television, in my living room.