“You can find anything on the internet,” was my reply.
I had no idea how true a statement this would turn out to be.
My mother-in-law has admired my cane for nearly a year. So, when the time came and I asked her what she’d like for Christmas, it was no surprise that she said she’d love a cane like mine and that purple was her favorite color.
I had bookmarked the site. As an amputee, it was likely I’d be ordering another cane someday, and so it was easy for me to find fashionablecanes.com.
I thought I’d looked over all the types of canes. After all, I have way too much time on my hands these days. But in my perusal of the different categories (yes there are many categories!), I found a section called “collector” and clicked on it.
Hmmm, my eye was immediately drawn to a subcategory named “bull organ”.
“What the…?” I thought to myself.
Undaunted, I clicked on the bull organ subcategory.
What met my eyes was, if not a wondrous sight, a certainly surprising sight.
I beheld The Legendary Bull Penis Walking Cane! It is touted as ‘a legendary cane that represents power and stamina. Professionally cured by a taxidermy. 100% steralized.’ (Misspelling of sterilized is their bad, not mine.)
Dear constant readers, in light of Larry occasionally needing a cane for stability, I vote that we begin a campaign now to raise funds so Larry can have this legendary cane. After all, he’s worth it!