Up until last Friday, I was an executive at a big corporation in downtown Cincinnati. On Friday I was fired – fired because of my bathroom habits.
They said I was never at my desk. They said I didn’t complete projects and could never meet deadlines. They said I wasn’t performing. I can’t really argue with them, because I was busy in the corporate restroom jacking off.
Ever since breaking up with my girlfriend, I’ve been a mess. I no longer have anyone to screw. Now, I must have sex with myself several times a day and when I was working, I simple had no choice but to do it at work.
I’ll miss going in, will miss all the great looking girls who work there. I’ll miss this Teri chick the most.
Those eyes, so blue. Her long blonde hair, so beautiful.
Her breasts, sooooooo large and playful.
She has the perfect ass and I love her short skirts.
Her legs…….simply outstanding, so lovely.
Her feet………..to die for.
The way she moves her mouth when she talks to me.
…………………excuse me; I must go to the restroom.
(Photo: a-m-s.com. p.s. Nate is in the middle stall)