I always turn my paycheck over to her so she can keep track of the finances and pay the bills. I take out the trash. Sometimes I’ll go get her a beer when we’re watching television. I even mow the lawn in the spring and summer and will even rake some leaves in the fall. I’m a decent kind of guy. Do I want something in return? Yes.
What I want in return is sex. When I want it, I want it now. I think this is a man’s right.
If she has a headache, that’s just an excuse. Take off your clothes.
If she’s just not in the mood, well I am. Spread your legs.
If she’s made plans to go out with a girlfriend, call her up and say you’re going to be late. I need my release now.
If she’s on her period, oral sex will do. Get down there.
If she says no to any of this, pull up your dress, woman. You’re going to get a good spanking.
I also don’t think a man thinks like a woman who wants a little romance before getting down to it. Getting down to it – the sex – is what it’s all about. Real men don’t beat around the bush.