Hello, my name is Troy. My body is all muscle. I live in a luxury apartment in Hype Park and drive a brand new Porsche Carrera CT. I have a love-wart on my tongue but until those drugs arrive in the mail, my love machine is the size of a toothpick.
But enough about my penis. I’m also an executive at P & G and beginning very soon we will be starting a new advertising campaign – sort of a throw back to the 1960’s.
Below is a clip promoting the new campaign. Any feedback you care to offer would be appreciated by me and Jean, who I’m trying to get interested in my love-wart.
(Photo of Troy who has a penis the size of a toothpick: Google.com)