A couple weeks ago, I was fired from my high paying job, because I spent too much time in the restroom and wasn’t meeting company deadlines. I’m ashamed to say I was in the restroom almost every hour jacking off. Please understand, since my girlfriend left me, I’ve been in a constant state of arousal. I haven’t had sex with a woman in weeks.
Yesterday, I had my first interview downtown at a large corporation over on Race Street. I would be working for a woman – something I’ve never done before. Her name was Darlene McHenry.
Ms. McHenry was a looker – long brown hair, brown eyes. I loved the way she moved her mouth when she asked me questions and I made every attempt to stay focused on what she was saying.
As the interview continued, I couldn’t help but look down at her breasts, not large ones but very firm, very nice. In fact, they were magnificent.
Suddenly, I felt movement inside my pants. Mr. Walker (Marilyn, that’s my name for my package) was becoming larger by the second.
I told myself to concentrate, to pretend it was just a guy interviewing me, but when she crossed her beautiful legs, I almost ejaculated right there in my chair.
When she looked down at my pants and saw Mr. Walker trying to escape, she raised her eyebrows and a concerned look came across her face. At that point, I excused myself to use their company restroom.
After I relieved myself, I went back to her office, but she wasn’t there. Her assistant told me that Ms. McHenry had seen enough.
Something tells me I didn’t get the job. However, I’m still thinking about her (if you know what I mean) and hoping she’ll call.
Nate
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No, probably didn’t get the job, Nate. Next time, jack off in the restroom BEFORE the interview.
Get a hold of yourself, man! No wait, you do that enough.
Very clear this blog tries to be all things to all people, but your “dick posts” — Nate and Troy — really get on my nerves.
Poor Nate! Well, at least he went to the bathroom instead of doing “it” in front of her 🙂
Can you imagine working with an asshole like Nate? Maybe he’s made up, maybe he isn’t.
Back in Seattle, I worked with a guy who seemed to constantly have a hard on. I don’t know if he jacked off in the restroom or not, but often times he would come up to my desk all talkative and friendly and after a while, you could see his “member” raising in his pants. It was funny and sickening at the same time.
nate is great holding his weight.
This was pretty funny! I don’t know how you guys put up with those things of yours.
I thought I was bad, but Nate, you’re a sick creature for sure. If you did have a girlfriend, you would wear her out – or maybe now you’re beginning to like making love to yourself more. Oh please let us know.
What a confirmation: You actually do think with your dick.
You think she didn’t hire you because you are a chronic masterbater?
I feel a discrimination suit coming on. You not only should get that job but you should have a special parking place, perhaps near a port-o-let. I’d love to design the special parking place sign- the mind whirls with possibilities
Jennifer, This is not my business but why would anyone move from Seattle to Cincinnati?
Biscuit,
I followed a job here. Cincinnati is fine but it’s not Seattle. You don’t even have a Dick’s here!
I hate this Nate character. How many more of these stories are we going to have to put up with?
Yep, a hot looking girl. So you didn’t get the job. So what? Ask her out on a date anyway.
Do women sometimes do this too – get alllllll horny over a guy and go to the bathroom to do you know what? Can’t say I ever have.
Do women sometimes do this too
I haven’t either. I think guys can “shoot out” pretty quick if you know what I’m saying and I can’t imagine having a quickie with myself in a restroom stall. Actually, I think I would find that very gross.
Nate,
I hope you didn’t get any on your or at least you were wearing dark pants.
I don’t like your disgusting jacking off stories. Put up another Judy Darling post.
Dear Nate,
I can’t help but notice that for the second time, you have focused on a woman’s mouth “… I loved the way she moved her mouth when she asked me questions…”
Now Nate, you know there is no other way for a woman to talk except by moving her mouth.
Apparently, Mr. Walker is getting tired of YOU and needs some outside attention!
if nate needs to have sex with himself everytime he sees a women move her mouth, he’ll end up dead in that restroom stall.
A disgusting, sickening, gross tale of masturbation. I laughed my behind off.
For goodness sake Nate!
You need a job, I need a job. Tell you what, the next time you have an interview, call me 2 hours prior, bring $200 and I’ll make sure you get through that interview without having to release yourself in the bathroom!
“call me 2 hours prior”
with a guy like nate who needs it constantly, you had better just go with him.
Wally, probably true. I was allowing for traveling time!
Rsrsrsrsss…..Oi amigo, isto era um segredo de estado! Agora ninguém vai mais comprar a imagem que eu vendo de fortão e todo poderoso, rsrsrsrsssss!!!E lembrar que ela só tem um metro e sessenta hem!Não sei onde arruma tanta força para me carregar a tanto tempo o tempo todo, porque segundo os filhos dela eu sou um grande mala, rsrsrsss…A minha sorte é que ela manda neles também, me sinto vingado, ha#&aahahhhahaaaaah8230;Boa memória a sua, mesmo fora de hora não é!!!Obrigado pelo carinho, grande abraço.
Nate,
Hook up with Troy. I understand he’s looking for ANY kind of action.
Nate,
She’s got a wedding ring on her hand. You wanta screw a married women?
Nate,
Her dress appears to be a bit low-cut. I think she was teasing you. Maybe she wanted to watch you masturbate. I think you blew it, Mister.
If you’re so hard up, go over to Covington and pick up a hooker.
What’s next for this Nate guy- jacking off while in prison? At least there he can get some sex.
If you’re so hard up, go over to Covington and pick up a hooker.
nate’s a horny cheapskate.
god, i need to find a job.