You can kill your chicken and prepare it for dinner, just don’t screw it to death.
Sexual relations with animals would be a crime in Indiana if a bill is passed to toughen penalties for animal abuse. It seems this all came about because of a man being charged with stealing a chicken and then killing the animal while having sex with it. For the story click here.
It is not known if the man ate the chicken after intercourse or if it was prepared fried or baked. We will update you as this story unfolds.
There is no truth to the rumor that the man arrested was a friend of Mike Hunt who is no stranger to screwing farm animals. To get my drift, click here.
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(Photo of love chicken from gooble.com)