I can’t say Vickie and I were ever friends but a few years ago we worked in the same office. Late last week, I ran into her over on Walnut Street.
“Brandy! How you been?”
“It’s good to see you, Vickie.”
“Enjoying this cold weather?”
“I’m counting the days until spring.”
“Looks like you put on a few pounds.”
And with that said, I forget what other small talk we made. It wasn’t much I can tell you that.
As I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t know what she’s talking about – about me putting on a few pounds. Even if I have, how could she tell with me wearing a winter coat?
Is that anyway to great someone you haven’t seen for some time – to tell them they’ve put on weight? I hope it’s a long time before I see this bitch again.
(Photo of fat Brandy looking at herself in the mirror from Yahoo.com)