I went to Mass with a really good buzz this morning. My wife Amy won’t smoke dope before Mass. She says it’s disrespectful, but I think it adds a whole new dimension to my appreciation of Mass: the colors of the church windows, the music, the symbolism of the
sacrament.
The Rastafarians consider marijuana a sacrament, and I can see why. It’s so much easier to consider concepts like God, grace and love when you have a good buzz. Seriously, I listen to the priest’s sermon a whole lot more than when I go without a buzz.
I don’t think marijuana’s a sacrament, but if it’s used right, like any other tool, it can be a way to get closer to God; at least it is for me. And it makes other experiences better, too, like sex. Amy won’t argue with that one, and besides it doesn’t hurt anybody as long as you’re not driving or anything.
Here’s a question for you blog readers. What’s the best time to get high?
Mike Hunt
(Graphic from static.flickr.com)
Many of us were hoping you would never come back here.
What’s the best time to get high?
Summer evenings as the sun goes down. It’s still only February.
You’re a dope. Why would you post something like this on a Sunday morning?
I don’t think marijuana’s a sacrament, but if it’s used right, like any other tool, it can be a way to get closer to God;
you’re on your way to hell, buddy.
I’ll smoke grass whenever I can get my hands on it, anytime, anywhere.
At least the photo was decent.
I think you know all too well that this was a pretty tasteless tale to put up on a Sunday. It’s really disappointing to see this.
What’s the best time to get high?
i have on tape every “twin peaks” show. i like to get high, put in a tape and get lost in that strange world.
I smoke two joints in times of peace
And two in times of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
-Sublime
I’m in walking distance to my job so during my lunch break, I go back home and smoke a little. It makes the afternoon much more interesting.
What a VILE thing for you to put up on Sunday. You should be ashamed.
paging mike hunt. paging mike hunt. has anyone seen mike hunt?
You are a disgusting man.
Does your wife know you screw farm animals?
I think we all need to say a prayer for Mike.
Before any sensual experience {good movies, sex, concerts, frisbee golf or even posting comments on weblogs}, burn a spliff or two and let the fun begin.
Just don’t wake & bake. The rest of the day is downhill from there.
Hey, at least he’s going to mass. Give him some credit for that.
The thing is if Mike was drinking instead of smoking point, there wouldn’t be any outrage about asking when is the best time to do it.
man, mike, what the hell do say at confession?
jesus christ, he’s just smoking a little weed. it’s not like he’s going to church on acid or something. lighten up.
i like to smoke my weed with all the lights out, with lit candles and with classical music in the background.
What a loser.
I don’t find God in Mary Jane. I find God in letting go.
I don’t find God in Mary Jane.
i did several years ago. that girl could screw.
Yeah, I know. I mean, I heard.
I love smoking a little weed, then going to the grocery store. Thing is, I always overbuy when I’m high.
I only smoke dope when I’m at parties. I love getting high around friends.
Grass is too mellow. I prefer speed.
Just more shock here today. You love doing this stuff I know but it’s really a big turn off to me.
what a sickening man you must be, a total handfull. how does your wife put up with you?
Some of you just want to see the shock here. If you actually read what the guy is saying and forget about his made up name, most of what he says makes sense. Go back and read it again.
So many of you overreact here. There is nothing wrong with smoking a little week before going to Mass. So often, the conservative bullshit comes shining through.
Chill out.
I think of thought the post was cool.
Mike Hunt: Flake.
Give the guy some credit here. At lease he didn’t take his sheep with him to mass, he took his wife.
I thought his wife was a sheep.
I thought his wife was a sheep
yes, i went back and read that outstanding post. angel has probably been his dinner at this point.
Were the priest’s hands clean?
what an asshole.
About the only way you could even get me to go to church would be stoned. I can relate to what the guy is saying.
“My wife Amy won’t smoke dope before Mass. She says it’s disrespectful.”
Listen to your wife and not your sheep.
I thought the post was pretty fucking cool, but then again I smoke grass 🙂
I won’t go to church stoned or otherwise.
The fact that I’ve been inside a church and not caught fire is proof that God does not exist.
(or he’s not paying close enough attention, which is pretty much the same thing)