I got up early Sunday morning and thought I would get caught up on my laundry. I filled up my laundry basket with dirty clothes, found my roll of quarters, grabbed the detergent and headed on down to the laundry room.
I loaded up a washer, put four quarters into the machine, then headed back upstairs to fill up my laundry basket again for a second load.
I made a mistake. I left that roll of quarters in the laundry room next to the detergent. When I returned, the detergent was still there, but the roll of quarters was gone.
I’ll say one thing: You were quick. I don’t think I was gone any longer than five minutes.
Enjoy the quarters, asshole.