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{March 23, 2007}   Another Day in the Life of Puff Ball

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8:00 a.m. – Thank god it’s Friday. I usually work part-time during the week at CiN Weekly, but I’m calling in sick today. Fuck ‘em.

My owner Geri has been drinking a lot in the mornings these days. Don’t know what that’s about, maybe it’s because she can’t get a date. Maybe if the bitch would lose a few pounds, maybe she would find a guy. Whatever. She left some vodka here in the glass. Let’s see if I can get a buzz going on this morning.

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9:00 a.m. – I wish they would design showers for cats, ya know? I get tired of having to lick myself clean all the time.

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10:30 a.m. – Hung out over at Darlene’s for awhile. I was thinking this would be the day to finally pop her cherry, but no – all she wanted to do was talk. Talk, talk, talk or talk or lick, lick and talk. Damn it. I want some pussy!

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12:00 p.m. – Frustrated and horny, I head on over to Fran’s place. She’s always willing to put out. She has really let herself go, but I don’t give a shit. We screw for about half an hour.

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2:30 p.m. – After screwing Fran, I head on over to Chuck’s. He’s always got beer but you always have to put up with listening to his rock-star act. I mean, the cat can’t sing at all. Everything is meow, meow, meow. Tedious. Really Tedious.

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4:00 p.m. – Heading on home. See Frank lying on the sidewalk all passed out. He doesn’t know how to party without over doing it. I think about stealing his cigarettes but change my mind.

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5:30 p.m. – I lie on Geri’s bed until she gets home. She just walked through the door. Feed me you bitch!

8:30 p.m. – Geri’s out for the evening – says she has a date. Let’s hope the guy can get it up so she can get some.

11:00 p.m. – My “owner” left the vodka bottle out and I’ve been helping myself while watching porn on her computer.

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12:30 a.m. – It’s time to pass out, time to call it a night. I love you Darlene, Darlene, my pretty, my pretty, my Darlene…………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Puff Ball

(Photos of Puff Ball and his pals from the wonderful world of the google.)

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Jackie says:

You’re one cool cat!



Polly says:

Puff Ball,

This was a funny, good way to start my Friday!



hard as nails says:

a dude with a tail.



Barbie says:

I can’t help but notice that there is a lot of drinking, smoking and talk of sex on this blog – even when it comes to a cat! I am not complaining. I think it is funny!



William says:

Stupid.



Gus_J says:

I’d party with Puff Ball anytime!



Therasa says:

What a tom cat!



Butch the Cat says:

Hey Puff,
Read your post. Pretty funny. You need to know – Darleen doesn’t just talk, talk, talk to me. She’s playing you. Of course, I’m all Cat.



Puff Ball says:

I’m all Cat.

Oh yeah? I’m all cat too. My balls are bigger than yours.



Jerry says:

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.



FOXYROXY says:

PUFFBALL! YOU DA MAN! I mean, CAT! YOU DA CAT!!!



Vickie says:

PUFF BALL ROCKS MY WORLD! Makes me almost wish I was a pussy cat.



Christi says:

The Puff Ball adventures may be “dumb” – but I laughed my ass off at this.



Jill says:

Puff Ball,
I love you 🙂



Darlene the Cat says:

Butch has it all over you, Puff Ball. You remind me a lot of the late Troy.



Butch the Cat says:

Puffball
“Oh yeah? I’m all cat too. My balls are bigger than yours.”

I sincerely doubt that. I also am very very good and proud of what I have been endowed with. Ask Darleen since she talks, talks, talks.

Just read Darleen the Cat’s above testimony of my skill.

You are just a pussy. We are going to have to meet up to settle this. Meowwwwww.



Natasha says:

A cat pissing contest? Interesting!



Tate says:

Maybe you should bring a dog in here to break this up.



Judy says:

Huh? What a strange post. Does this “Puff Ball” show up often?



D. says:

You are not funny. Stop trying. Please.



Karen says:

Does this “Puff Ball” show up often?

Not often enough 🙂



Julie says:

“You are not funny. Stop trying. Please.”

The first Puff Ball post was a little funnier than this, but the new one has it’s moments.

I think if you like cats, you’re going to find this amusing. I’m guessing D. doesn’t like cats.



Tim says:

D.,
To each his or her own. It wasn’t laugh out loud funny but I smiled a couple times.



John says:

If we’re taking a poll here, I agree with D. This wasn’t funny.



Tony says:

What bull. This post was a gas.



Becky says:

Puff Ball,
My cat looks just like you, but he doesn’t drink vodka.



Laura says:

He’s pure tom cat all right. Love ya Puff Ball!



Kenny says:

As Puff-Ball would say:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.



Judith says:

I wonder if my cat Max is doing this kind of stuff while I’m at work? He’s telling me no!



hard as nails says:

You are not funny. Stop trying. Please.

give puff ball some credit. at least he can type.



Brian says:

For those who didn’t like it – get a sense of humor. It was funny!



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