She left me because she thought I was a pig. I think she realizes now she was totally wrong.
I mean, I think I’m a good husband. As I’ve said before, I always turn my paycheck over to her, will take out the trash if necessary and so on and so on. I’m a good guy, folks.
Before we could get around to having sex (and I was more than a little backed up), she had some catching up to do.
Washing those dishes was a must. I was getting tired of eating off paper plates. The house hadn’t been cleaned since she left. Get to it woman!
After she got done with the laundry, I ripped her clothes off and had that long overdue release – then I left, had to meet up with the guys at the corner bar.
It’s good to have the little woman back.
(Photo of Paul found on the wonderful world of the google)