I know I’m not the only boy who grew up on a farm and had an intimate relationship with one of the animals.
I got the idea from my friend Jake, who told me he fucked one of the sheep at his place. Hell, my family had sheep! I just never thought of sticking my dong in one. Once I tried it, though, I knew I’d be back for more.
Her name was Angel, but she sure didn’t act like one. I could tell after a few “visits” that Angel liked it as much as I did.
This went on from the time I was 13 until I was 18 and met Missy. (She was a girl in our class, and she liked it even more than Angel.) All these years later, I’d never want to have sex with an animal again, but I can tell you that it offers the same pleasure without all the yammering and taking out to dinner that’s involved in dating. Nature’s a beautiful thing.
Jake told me he tried it once with a chicken, but it died. I was always faithful to Angel.
(Photo of Mike’s Angel: timprocter.co.uk)